A Peek into 2014′s Best Intramural Soccer Team: Yuma “酔っぱらい” Tada’s Player Profile

It’s difficult to find a sports team to support, particularly at a school like Penn. The football team is in FCS, meaning FBS teams pencil us in as “creampuff victory/opportunity for third-stringers to get some reps” on their calendars. The basketball team hasn’t been good since 1994 when the Fighting Quakers defeated the Cornhuskers 90-80 … More A Peek into 2014′s Best Intramural Soccer Team: Yuma “酔っぱらい” Tada’s Player Profile

A Peek into 2014′s Best Intramural Soccer Team: Hassan “Ladykiller” Saab’s Player Profile

It’s difficult to find a sports team to support, particularly at a school like Penn. The football team is in FCS, meaning FBS teams pencil us in as “creampuff victory/opportunity for third-stringers to get some reps” on their calendars. The basketball team hasn’t been good since 1994 when the Fighting Quakers defeated the Cornhuskers 90-80 … More A Peek into 2014′s Best Intramural Soccer Team: Hassan “Ladykiller” Saab’s Player Profile

Everlovin’ Light

This was the seventh time in nine days.   Fritz sat on the edge of the rooftop of his dorm building, hiccups impeding his breathing. He was drunk and dehydrated. He tried to spit, but the dryness of his mouth caused the spit to dribble down his chin instead. Fritz was more successful in his … More Everlovin’ Light

A Peek into 2014′s Best Intramural Soccer Team: Tim “Tiny Feet” Suzor’s Player Profile

It’s difficult to find a sports team to support, particularly at a school like Penn. The football team is in FCS, meaning FBS teams pencil us in as “creampuff victory/opportunity for third-stringers to get some reps” on their calendars. The basketball team hasn’t been good since 1994 when the Fighting Quakers defeated the Cornhuskers 90-80 … More A Peek into 2014′s Best Intramural Soccer Team: Tim “Tiny Feet” Suzor’s Player Profile

A Peek into 2014’s Best Intramural Soccer Team: Mark “Coach” Gallagher’s Player Profile

It’s difficult to find a sports team to support, particularly at a school like Penn. The football team is FCS, meaning FBS teams pencil us in as “creampuff victory/opportunity for fifth-stringers to get some reps” on their calendars. The basketball team hasn’t been good since 1994 when the Fighting Quakers defeated the Cornhuskers 90-80 in … More A Peek into 2014’s Best Intramural Soccer Team: Mark “Coach” Gallagher’s Player Profile

The 2014 BCS Recap for My Old Man

Dad, you  missed everything! You missed the 2014 BCS Championship game! A shame, too, because the game had everything: thrill, guts, superstars, points, commercials, timeouts, statistics, commercial timeouts, official reviews, official review timeouts, challenge flags, challenge flag timeouts, injury timeouts, commercials, two minute warnings, words from multiple sponsors, and a football game lodged in somewhere … More The 2014 BCS Recap for My Old Man