Bacon in a Box

  I stayed with my friend Angie for Christmas break. Angie lived and worked in Vienna, and her couch came with the added benefit of extra blankets, fluffy pillows, and a kitchen fridge that could secretly be raided late at night. However, the couch also came with the drawback of an unspoken agreement that I … More Bacon in a Box

Traveling American Distraught after Locals Fail to Live Up to His Expectations

  Istanbul, Turkey – Richard Kopf, an American tourist staying in Istanbul for the weekend, was spotted at the Sultanahmmet Square on Saturday distraught and on the verge of tears after locals failed to live up to his expectations and accomodate him every step of the way. “It’s been a really tough trip, it really … More Traveling American Distraught after Locals Fail to Live Up to His Expectations