The Weekend Schnitzel: Vienna Declares Open Lobster Season

Vienna, Austria – After forecasts of a heat wave hitting the city in the next few days, Vienna’s municipal government has decided to declare open lobster season beginning this Friday, sources informed The Weekend Schnitzel.   “Oh, it’s lobster season, all right,” remarked café owner Markus Hummer. “Do you see all these tourists crawling about … More The Weekend Schnitzel: Vienna Declares Open Lobster Season